Either BHatfield21 is a bullshitter or a dumbhead. Forgetting the obvious + the rules, making explanations that are a "I'm dumb, and I don't give a damn what you think" plea, and, best of all, coming out of nowhere with this stuff, gives me the idea that he is one of what I said in the first sentence. I can already tell that he's a suspicious character and not someone to play nice to.
BHatfield, you have 3 options.
1. Plead guilty. (May not be possible without below option, depending on circumstances.)
2. Do the above, but leave after being shot by the admins.
3. Reveal your strategies and see what your "luck" brings you.
Do one of these. Now.